You know what's going on out there. You've noted that while society's happy for a famous man to age, and become distinguished, and generally wander around looking like a fucking wizard, the women generally still seem to be 20 years younger, and standing there on the cover of magazines, all like, "Oh! My clothes… they fell off! You know the pay disparity; still 20 per cent less for women in this country, and not a single prosecution, even though it's literally illegal.
You know babies come out of vaginas and it fucking stings, and that the vaginas are having a hard time anyway, what with all the waxing they get. Every single month. Just to feel normal. It's basically VAT on your minge. Imagine if you had to get your bum-hole stripped every 30 days — lest the mean girls at school corner you on the bus home and go, "I've heard you're like Catweazle down there.
Someone who fingered you said it was like diddling a Gonk. You've seen Amy Schumer's brilliant, edgy sketches on contraception and rape, and laughed along with them. You've called Donald Trump "a twat" for his sexist comments about a female news anchor being on her period.
You've watched the whole Caitlyn Jenner trans thing unfold and gone, "You know what — this all seems fair enough. I am down with the trans thing. So, no.
I'm not going to womansplain feminism to you. It's the 21st century and you are, most assuredly, not a dick. You like women being equal to men — which is all that feminism means. Not all the penises being burned in a Penis Bonfire. Just women being equal to men. You are like my friend John, when he talks about dating alpha-women: "Feel intimidated by them? Christ, no. Dating and marrying powerful women is like big game hunting. I fuck tigers and panthers. Not… chihuahuas. You get feminism.
You don't need Tits McGee here to take you through it one more time. So, what I am going to do, instead, is tell you 12 things about women that women are usually too embarrassed to tell you themselves. Because I am a chronic over-sharer, and incapable of keeping secrets. I'm like that other Deep Throat. The chatty Watergate one. That's the Deep Throat I am. Like you, we feel a bit embarrassed about saying the word "feminism". It's the same as when you say the word "environment".
They both have that slight implication of, "I'm now going to launch into a speech that's basically about what a great person I am". Unfortunately, in both cases, the entire future of the world does rest on people being able to say those words properly, and not mumbling "femernism", or "envibeoment".
Which are both, when you think about it, much odder-sounding. So, when women talk about "The Man", we're not talking about you. You're just a man. You're not The Man. Said she got the runaround and was ultimately told there was nothing they could do to help her.
Put her boyfriend on the phone they live together, utilities are in both of their names and five minutes later, a solution was found and they were apologizing to him. I was being silly with a coworker. We put our hands together and I told her to push as hard as she could. The surprising thing was she is active and very fit.
I have about pounds and 10 I inches on her; all I did was lean forward a bit and she just moved backward with barely any resistance. It made me realize that if I wanted to do something horrible to her, she would really have no way to defend herself. It was enlightening and terrifying at the same time.
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